81 Things That Happened At A Wedding That Screamed “They’re Not Going To Last Long”

#20

When my son’s first MIL spoke at the reception. She asked her daughter to hold her hand out, then asked him to put his hand on top of hers. Then she said to him “that’s the last time you’ll have the upper hand in this relationship.”.

#21

The groom insisted that the wedding needed to be in Latin (some Christian thing) The vows he wrote mentioned that the woman’s place is in the home and to be subservient to him. Apparently that was a surprise to her as she was a hospice nurse with a great career. The look of disgust on her face as he spoke definitely told us what she was thinking. Didn’t last a year.

#22

I posted this story some place else. My wife and I were invited to a neighbors wedding. We didn’t know the bride at all but we knew the groom and he’s a pretty good guy. At the reception after the wedding the bride was making her way from table to table trying to visit with everyone. My wife and I were sitting with the grooms family. The bride sat down and the grooms mom introduced us to her. She was winded from dancing and partying but she was very critical of the facilities staff.
She said clear enough for the grooms mom to hear ” things are going to be different at my next wedding!” You could have heard a pin drop!