“Cancelled His Passport”: 50 Hilarious, Petty And Ridiculous Things People Did After A Breakup

I told the parole officer where he was hiding and he’s been in prison for 2 yrs

I called the dealership where my ex fiancé bought his car from after learning that he bought it with a fake ID and they were trying to repossess it, and I told them where he was hiding it. He had to catch a bus home.

He moved out but kept turning up unannounced to use the garage. It had a padlock and he didn’t give me a key. One day he left the padlock unlocked so I took this opportunity to replace it with an exact replica. I will forever be disappointed I didn’t see his face when his key no longer worked