#6
Me and a few workmates were at an italian restaurant for a leaving party, when i had to go toilet. Came back and carried on eating my pizza. Turns out one of my colleagues poured the chili oil all over my pizza and that set my mouth on fire, plus im not a big fan of heat anyways, so i basically had to write off a slice of pizza. Anyways, the guy that did it found it hilarious, and since he covered his food in the same oil, i figured he’d have oily fingers from the bottle.
“Youve got something in the corner of your eye Callum”
His left eye went completely red and didnt stop watering for about 15 minutes.
#7
There was this kid (about 15) who cut in line in front of me at the supermarket. When he wasn’t watching I broke his chocolate bar while still inside the wrapper.
Later I saw him cycling by, opening his bar, and half of it fell out. He got mad and I chuckled.
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