#13
I was dating this girl. Thought she was the one. So I gave her the keys to my apartment. I worked late for my job. I was just happy there was someone in my bed. when I got home at 2 in the morning. Came home one night, and she was awake. She confessed to using my apartment to cheat on me with 7 different people. So I packed her stuff up, she was still living with her mom anyways. So I lied to her, and said I moved to Seattle. I moved to Hawaii instead. 3 month’s after being in Hawaii I get a phone call from her. I answer, and to my surprise she’s called me from the Seattle airport. She flew out there to try and fix things between us. The dialog goes as follows
Me: So you’re in Seattle?
Her: Yeah! weren’t you listening? I came here to fix us.
Me: oh…well that’s bad.
Her: what’s Bad?
Me: I’m in Hawaii! (then hung up the phone)
(Phone rings I answer)
Her: YOU LIED TO ME!!
Me: huh, how does it feel?
I hang up again.
I don’t know if that’s petty, but to me was a good revenge.
#14
Knew a crazy kid in elementary. Kid jumped across the table and tried to choke me out. I got suspended bc i instigated it by saying he was”cuckoo for cocoa puffs” when that the only thing that kid ever talked about and was wearing a cocoa puffs shirt that day.
Senior year of highschool kid was in my Design class. Needed to get a C or better on the final. Over the year i found out the kid was taking my work off my share drive (highschool IT was dumb and each kids folder was public) and copying it. For the final I purposely messed up the drawing in my folder, but the kid didn’t double check it. He turned it in and failed and had to go back and be a super senior.
TLDR. Kid Choked Me. Waited 10years made them fail Highschool.
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